> Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.
>
> A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting
> over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
>
> So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you
> guys doing in here?'
>
> Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going
> to happen?'
>
> Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one
> blonde with big tits.'
>
> The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
> tits?'
>
> Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap
> about the 140 million Muslims.’