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    Default World Peace

    Three guys ‒ an Illinois farmer,Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (leader of ISIS) and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

    "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.

    The farmer says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Illinois. "

    Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Illinois was forever made fertile for farming.

    Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidels forever outside our precious state."

    Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..

    The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it is virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"

    The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

    Pooooof!

    WORLD PEACE !!
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    LOL...nice
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