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    Cool I love AC's humor and I will add my funny things here. Enjoy

    I'm going to start adding my funny stories, sayings or jokes I write about videos on here.
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    @ GRAPHIC * Syria - man with large wound - You guys have it all wrong lol these people were rushing this man to a hospital when out of the crowd a man appeared and said move let me see so they were elated now a doctor can help save this man while in route to the hospital so the man starts pulling open the other mans chest to get a better look and after a good minute or so he pulls his hands out of the mans chest and says ahh I see, now the crowd waiting with great anticipation to know what this man can tell them after examining the other mans wound is confused to see the man calmly starts to walk away. When the crowd stops the man and says where are you going you haven't told us us if the man will live or die, how bad is his condition doctor? The man looks around the crowd and says doctor, I'm not a doctor how am I supposed to know his condition I just wanted a better look at that mans crazy huge wound and asked let me see and you did let me see. I never said I was a doctor. bah dum bump lmao -
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    @Video: FSA Fighters Fail With Their Sophisticated Mortar - The dude who picked up the mortar probably was told by one of the other guys " allah damn it were you rasied in a barn, dont leave your damn trash laying on the floor pick it up and throw it away " but then the guy picking it up said " I was rasied in a barn and so were you."
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    @Video: Syrian army tank explodes into fireball - GOAL!!!!! Those silly bastards really love there soccer don't they? Running around a war zone yelling GOAL!!!! everywhere with their hands in the air, what a true fan. Thats what he's saying right or am I wrong?
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    @New!!! NEWS REPORTER SNIPED BY SAA SYRIA - Here's how it went with the reporter and SAA machine gunner/ sniper on the other side, Machine gunner: "You ought to do a story about me sometime!" Reporter: "Why should I do a story about you?!" Machine gunner: "Because I'm so fucking good! That ain't no shit nether! I done got me 157 dead FSA killed and 50 goats too... them were all certified!" Reporter: "Any reporters?!" Machine gunner: "Sometimes?!" Reporter: "How can you shoot reporters?!" Machine gunner: "Easy... you just don't lead them so much_ hahaha! Look theirs a reporter now! Bam, Bam, Bam! HA_ make that 158 dead FSA killed know! Ain't war hell?! Hhaahaha"
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    @US military F/A-18 strikes in Iraq Part 1 - @opossum - lets not argue, my heart can't take us fighting anymore ( trying not to laugh ) can't we all just get along and just have some makeup texts lmao? See isn't humor much better then being too serious Have some fun on AC because as John Lennon said “Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends." and remember "laughter is the best medicine."
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    @GRAPHIC * Syria - man with large wound - " My god no gloves no nothing just looking for shrapnel " - homie ran up in his chest straight raw because everyone knows latex takes away all the feeling. He must of sweet talked his way in him raw as I mentioned before by using the old it dulls the feeling. So he says how about you just let me stick the tip in and if it still bothers you I promise I'll pull it out, you know you can trust me, but before that guy could even answer homie was balls... ohh I mean knuckles deep in his ass lol, ohh yeah he then did the same in his chest The guys know what I'm talking about right, right, right, " high fiving " lmao
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