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    Default The Old Prospector

    The Old Prospector

    AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE.
    SHE WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT.
    SHE TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE,
    BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THESALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.
    THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE WOMAN AND LAUGHED, SAYING "HEY" OLD WOMAN HAVE YOU EVER DANCED"
    THE WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID,"NO, I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
    A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE WOMAN'S FEET.
    THE WOMAN PROSPECTOR - NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF -STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.
    WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
    THE WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
    THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR.
    THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
    THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING.
    THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLDER WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

    THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE
    QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?
    THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MAAM...BUT... I'VE
    ALWAYS WANTED TO."

    THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS FOR US ALL HERE:
    1 - Never be arrogant.
    2 - Don't waste ammunition.
    3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
    4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
    5 - Don't mess with older women; they didn't get old by being stupid...

    I JUST LOVE A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shatto View Post
    The Old Prospector

    AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE.
    SHE WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT.
    SHE TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE,
    BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THESALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.
    THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE WOMAN AND LAUGHED, SAYING "HEY" OLD WOMAN HAVE YOU EVER DANCED"
    THE WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID,"NO, I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
    A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE WOMAN'S FEET.
    THE WOMAN PROSPECTOR - NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF -STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.
    WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
    THE WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
    THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR.
    THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
    THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING.
    THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLDER WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

    THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE
    QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?
    THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MAAM...BUT... I'VE
    ALWAYS WANTED TO."

    THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS FOR US ALL HERE:
    1 - Never be arrogant.
    2 - Don't waste ammunition.
    3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
    4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
    5 - Don't mess with older women; they didn't get old by being stupid...

    I JUST LOVE A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
    Thanks shatto that one was so funny i emailed to all my family and friends
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    Thank you.

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    LMAO Thanks for the email serpa
    For any support questions please contact the AC staff team via the Contact form - or via email apacheclips@gmail.com.

    Thank you.

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