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    Got in trbl 'round hereabouts,,,had to ban myself.

    Got in trbl 'round hereabouts,,,had to ban myself.
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    For all those who have been in the shit,,,,,,,,...

    For all those who have been in the shit,,,,,,,, That was stupid.
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    At any point in time before the funerals, a...

    At any point in time before the funerals, a restraining order can be issued. Meebe they should get it together,,,,,,,,Just my opinion.
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    The way of all wars,,,,,,,, A million fucked...

    The way of all wars,,,,,,,, A million fucked lives. I tire of it. I am not blind,,,,,, but I wish I was like most. I wish I had gone to the mall,,,,,,,
  5. It's a little more than health care. You have to...

    It's a little more than health care. You have to tear down the old house to build another. He was trained and grown as a Marxist,,,,,a fact hidden by all news sources. He is now applying all points...
  6. Thread: Boots ?

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    Don't know anything about fancy boots nowadays,...

    Don't know anything about fancy boots nowadays, but long ago if you wanted great boots you soaked them in a bucket of water, and wore them until dry. Custom fit, believe it.
  7. Thread: A Scout Joke

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    Hey, sometimes I wonder 'bout my own ears, since...

    Hey, sometimes I wonder 'bout my own ears, since at my age I got hair growin on em. I ment no harm, Ianstone.
  8. Thread: A Scout Joke

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    I wonder 'bout your ears,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    I wonder 'bout your ears,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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    Is that unlike Nevada? or White sands?

    Is that unlike Nevada? or White sands?
  10. Half a war,,,,,, again........ Fuk it. You're...

    Half a war,,,,,, again........ Fuk it. You're done.
  11. Sorry,,,,,, I never have a good nite when my...

    Sorry,,,,,, I never have a good nite when my little brothers are dying.,,,,,,

    No disrespect son,,,,,, Have you been in any shit? Give me my tears. And leave me,,,,,,, Sorry,,,,, I'll back off.
  12. Scout,,,,, I am proud to remember I have bought a...

    Scout,,,,, I am proud to remember I have bought a couple o 30 lb. bags of rice for the ville. It's what it is.
  13. Look up Dresdin,,,,,,,,,,

    Look up Dresdin,,,,,,,,,,
  14. The news are amazed 'round here that the Marines...

    The news are amazed 'round here that the Marines linked up to cut the place in half??????/ That's why the Marines are there. The Army travels with the BX, 14 USO girls, and A Burger King. The...
  15. They just need more little boys to keep em warm,...

    They just need more little boys to keep em warm, bastads...
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    Yes, I agree, but if we bring em home, we will...

    Yes, I agree, but if we bring em home, we will disband them so Unkle Bammy can spend more money on his friends de-leveraging. Europe is in bad shape, they are closer to the dark ages than we are, but...
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    Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an...

    Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are...
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    They're replacing 100,000 Desert Marines with...

    They're replacing 100,000 Desert Marines with 5,000 women with PMS.
    They're meaner, and they can retain water for 7 days.
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    Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce...

    Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. The judge said, "Mickey, I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane."

    Mickey said, "I didn't...
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    Vaseline A man doing market research...

    Vaseline



    A man doing market research knocks on a door and is greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

    The man says, "I'm doing some research for...
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    A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they...

    A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The...
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    She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED...

    She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
    She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
    She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
    She is not DUMB - She...
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    Two Marines were having a chat during their free...

    Two Marines were having a chat during their free time.
    First Marine: Why did you join the Marine Corp?
    Second Marine: I didn't have a wife and I love war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you...
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    A little girl comes running home from her first...

    A little girl comes running home from her first day at kindergarten class all excited.

    Her mom says, "Hi honey, what did you learn today?"

    The little girl is all excited. She replies. "Well...
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    Rodney Dangerfield's - Best 20 1. I was so poor...

    Rodney Dangerfield's - Best 20
    1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I would have
    had nothing to play with.

    2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's...
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