A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in...
Type: Posts; User: Texasczech; Keyword(s):
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in...
Funny story this PM....Me and my 2yr. old grandson went for pancakes at a place on I-20 in one of my work trucks with a NoBama2012 bumper sticker affixed to it. While we where eating our pancakes I...
A newly married Italian couple is spending their honeymoon in the bride's mother's country cottage. It's the 1930s the bride’s father died long ago, and they don't have much money so this is the...
After all that, who needs "dumb blonde" jokes?
The gene pool is about to get cleaner.
Ungrateful damn cat just sent me a text that said " HOW BOUT DEM APPLES " ............I really don't think he's coming back.
My damn barn is being over run by mice and my best barn cat has gone missing.
Dana Perrino ( Fox News) describing an interview she recently had with a Navy SEAL. After discussing all the countries he had been sent to, she asked if they had to learn several languages?
His...
Fuckin Stompy needs to be beat like a rented mule. The rest just need a little bit of boot in the ass attitude adjustment. I don't care what the little boy did...I see that shit around me and you...
The other day I cut my hand on a squeeze chute while working cattle and had to drive into town to get some stiches. While getting sutured I struck up a conversation with the physician and eventually...
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 7'', strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came...
Gun Control
President Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in West Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to
slowly clap his...
I feel robbed....all I had as a kid was a bb gun and some brothers. Stung like hell too.
A few months ago my 5 year old grandson asked me for a Red Ryder BB Gun, so I found him a 70th Anniversary addition for him to plink with. Last weekend we went to the range and Aiden asked if he...
I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that,...