Have a Military Joke of the Day Somewhere on Main Page

Where AC has, Ad Block, Military Links, Apache, and Latest Comments sections on the side of the page, have a Military Joke of the Day section either where they are or somewhere else on the main page. Here's a few as example you could put up once a day. Ex: 1. "Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." 2. "Helicopters don't fly, they beat the air into submission" 3. "If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to" 4. "Advice given to RAF pilots during WWII: When a prang (crash) seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slowly and gently as possible." 5. "What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, the pilot dies." 6. "If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe." 7. "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Mac Arthur- :LOL: