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New 01-06, 23:12
lol never thought of that and if they ask whats it for say your horse lol
New 01-06, 23:12
ask them if they have any condoms larger than magnums
New 01-06, 23:11
get a women to do it
New 01-06, 23:11
french tickler
New 01-06, 23:11
ask them where the condums are and ask if the carry them in black frence tickler face priceless they look at you like your a pevert
New 01-06, 23:11
how?
New 01-06, 23:10
?
New 01-06, 23:10
want to fuck up a pharmisist
New 01-06, 23:09
and baffeled
New 01-06, 23:09
I honestly dont have a problem with it Its the people at the store customers cashers Its pricless espeicaly younger casheirs they are amazed
New 01-06, 23:08
bet that gets the heart racing lol
New 01-06, 23:08
love to see the look on your face when you daughter asks you to pick those up for her lol
New 01-06, 23:08
I once told a guy i have a bleeding hemoriod and this is the only thing that works he said what about the vagisil i told him LUBE
New 01-06, 23:07
lol
New 01-06, 23:07
why not i do it for the look on peoples faces it priceless
New 01-06, 23:06
and one other thing tell the wife to go fuckherself on a daily basis the only downside then she says i would not need you
New 01-06, 23:06
nobody calls me and says " can you pick up some tampons and vagasil on your way home from work tonight?"
New 01-06, 23:06
send the dog after the cat have the kids demolish the house on a daily basis lol
New 01-06, 23:05
lol
New 01-06, 23:05
i have a cat thats bad enough
New 01-06, 23:05
why not you would not like a little jamie running around that you can tripp up its fun
New 01-06, 23:05
sent
New 01-06, 23:04
who am i going to pick on I am at the controls of the site You do not let a agent go rouge and tell him all targets are targets of opportunity
New 01-06, 23:03
lol i like empty houses
New 01-06, 23:03
test it send me one
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