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Cruality
11-20-2008, 01:48 AM
Hitler HAD only got one ball

By ALEX PEAKE

Published: 19 Nov 2008
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AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death.

The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’

Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic – the medical term for having one testicle.

But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.

Saved Hitler ... Johan Jambor

Saved Hitler ... Johan Jambor

He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.

Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

“They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’.

“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.”

Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler.

Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.

Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.

It is the first time an interview with anyone who treated Hitler during WWI has come to light.

Dr Martin Farr, senior lecturer at Newcastle University School of Historical Studies, said last night: “This genuinely new twist is fascinating.”









http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece

Woodbutcher824
11-20-2008, 01:03 PM
Interesting, so having one ball, drove him nuts?????

Woodbutcher824
11-20-2008, 01:08 PM
I can't help it, I have to say this.

So they are say that his bag, had a lot of room.

The picnic basket was one sandwich short.

He only had one marble. :freakout:

Scott
11-20-2008, 04:16 PM
lmfao, i guess having one ball drove him nuts :lol::lol: what an interesting story...

Cruality
11-20-2008, 07:11 PM
They called him the "Screamer".. got a good chuckle from this as it made him sound like such a little bitch.

Woodbutcher824
11-21-2008, 12:10 AM
They called him the "Screamer".. got a good chuckle from this as it made him sound like such a little bitch.

Little bitch with one nut, ball or marble.

Stark
11-21-2008, 04:26 AM
I heard he acutally like a woman peeing on him... no joke :D

Cruelbreed
11-21-2008, 01:46 PM
Was he really Jewish as well?