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bobdina
05-23-2010, 04:30 PM
So You Want to be Taliban, Huh?

Here are Mullah Mohammed Omar’s La’iha (laws) for those of you in the DT audience ready for a rewarding career in the Taliban:

* - MMO is the supreme leader of the Taliban, or “Emir al Mu’manin” (“Leader of the Faithful”).
* - Taliban will constructively engage tribal leaders and seek to offer support to the local population.
* - Commanders should, when possible, be reassigned to their ancestral tribal areas.
* - Captured enemy personnel will be taken to provincial commanders immediately.
* - Spies cannot be executed without due process, which is also clearly defined.
* - No Taliban will take bribes.
* - No Taliban will steal.
* - No Taliban will kidnap for ransom inside Afghanistan.
* - No Taliban will use torture on captured persons.
* - No mutilation, even of corpses.
* - There will be no more beheadings, only firing squads.
* - No executions will be videotaped.
* - No suicide attack will be conducted unless approved by a higher authority.

- Any former government official seeking to join the Taliban must kill or capture a high-ranking enemy to prove himself loyal.

- Captured enemy money and items must be distributed fairly, not kept for personal gain.

- Provincial authorities will be established, creating standardized legal, political, and military structures.

- No smoking.

(As seen on the wall of the tactical operations center at Forward Operating Base Rushmore, Paktika Province, Afghanistan.)

– Ward Carroll

Read more: http://defensetech.org/2010/05/21/so-you-want-to-be-taliban-huh/#ixzz0ompc3T5V
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dmaxx3500
05-23-2010, 04:50 PM
they don't seem to have a good HMO package and how long before i get profit sharing and 2 weeks vaction?