RZwillis
02-23-2010, 01:20 AM
Topic: Why I am a douchebag. I am a douchebag because I like to go on to forums and post spam. Most of the time I am caught and then subsequently banned from ever doing it again. However from time to time I like to try it again and again. Alas I was caught by Mod Nastyleg and forced at gun point to write this. However under my own free will I will admit that I have sex with exotic creatures. Last night I had sex with an eel. The way it swam it's way up my ass was amazing. If I ever manage to have sex with an elephant in the wild I will log back on here and tell you guys all about it.