View Full Version : So which torture techniques do you guys think the CIA and the Pakistani's are using o
Stark
02-16-2010, 09:07 AM
Let me hear it folks - be creative
scoutsout80
02-16-2010, 11:40 AM
Threatening him to have Hillary Clinton involved....
Stark
02-16-2010, 01:10 PM
Threatening him to have Hillary Clinton involved....
You think Palin would be good at torture? She might fuck him to death
scoutsout80
02-16-2010, 01:12 PM
Palin.....mmmmm I'd hit hit
Stark
02-16-2010, 01:13 PM
Palin.....mmmmm I'd hit hit
I have the distinct feeling she would be extremly fuckable - I think shes very fucking nasty
nastyleg
02-16-2010, 01:24 PM
I would like to see him get get buried neck deep in the sand and his face gets covered in honey. Let the ants do the rest. Drawn and quartered is a time tested standard. small cuts all over the body then add lemon juice and salt. break his bones one at a time starting with his feet. Have Mike Tyson bite off his ears then go from there. dislocate all of his joints then throw him in a pit that is filled with rabid rats.
Finger nails removed, electrodes to the balls, and being forced to listen to Celine Deon.
Drill a hole in his tooth and shoot some cold water to it,Peel some hide off his thigh,Wrap his head in ice for the ultimate ice cream head ache.And of course, Celine Deon.:evilgrin0039:
scoutsout80
02-16-2010, 03:26 PM
pig blood IV while playing Michael Bolton songs
HOLY SHIT!!! You guys are brutal!! If I ever go drinking with ya I sure as hell am not passing out!!!!! LOL
nastyleg
02-16-2010, 08:08 PM
make him watch all barbra streisand movies then listen to celion deion albums followed up with some brian adams. when he is about to pass out we dip him in a bath filled with hot pig grease.
sparkie
02-16-2010, 10:41 PM
just grab his nuts and give him a tour of the base,,,,,,,, I've done that one.
I just remembered another,,,,,, Take 2 up in a chopper,,,,Ask a couple o questions, throw the first one out into the jungle,,,,,,,,,Sorry, I regress.
Force him to listen to the new "We are the world" song and he'll tell you everything.
Pittsburgh
02-17-2010, 05:26 PM
This seemed to work just fine...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iP5F9mntWs
JOG12
02-20-2010, 03:35 PM
]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-5r8YNSgG8&feature=related
ha.
angusnra
02-27-2010, 07:17 PM
Insert a curling iron (the kind with all the pokey things) into his ass, then plug it in while Janet Reno gives him a striptease. Then remove his genitals with a wire brush while submersed in salt water. After that, you start hurting him real bad; not gently like before.
Lyrics from Enter The Wu-Tang by Method Man.
Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?
(Torture nigga what?)
What?
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss
Yeah, I'll fuckin
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick
off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you
wanny1971
03-01-2010, 02:51 AM
1 female donkey costume..(insert said dopey wanker)
1 field full of viagra fuelled male donkeys on SPEED
PS ...And of course, Celine Deon (with the power of love on repeat and full blast)
lord_donutz
03-01-2010, 02:56 AM
I would knock the fucker out and tattoo all manner of obscene things considred unholy and blasphemous in the islamic religion, i would tattoo porky pig on his forehead and a dick on his cheek, and also a picture of mohammed on the back of his neck, then he would have to go around and act like a woman since they wear the sheets, that way he might be able to go long enough without them cutting his head off, untill one tried to rape him and realize he's a guy, with fucked up tattoos haha. I'm sick...
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