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elzee
02-12-2010, 04:29 AM
Top Ten reasons you don't want a JF-17 The New Chinese Jet Fighter
http://www.apacheclips.com/media/13987/JF-17_The_New_Chinese_Jet_Fighter/

10: Weapons supplied by Canadian Fireworks importer
9: Bamboo ejection seat
8: Navigation chart is Mah-jong board
8: F-Suit
7: To start engine, light blue touch-paper
6: Has radar cross section of herd of pandas!
5: Feng Shui, Cockpit faces East, always!
4: Abacus Flight Computer
3: Threat warning audio ripped from Chinese Opera
2: Bitchin' Betty voiced by Deng Xiaoping

and the number one reason you don't want a JF-17 The New Chinese Jet Fighter ...

1: Chopstick control system is a BITCH!!