Need to know how to protect myself - shifty looking guy followed me home

[Stark]

This is cross reference to the Starbucks/Officecowcunt thread I just made.

I have a temper and for some reason I could not forget about the fucking cunt this morning so while I was driving home I was kinda lost in my thoughts (deciding if I go ahead with my kitten sacrafice or not lol) so I missed the green light - and the guy behind me goes nuts using the horn, just going nuts.
So to piss him off even more I just drove off when the lights were still orange thinking he will have to stop but he didn't.
He drove straight through red and followed me all the way home.
So when I park he stops beside me and I get out of the car and walk over and make some threatning gestures like whats up lol.
He rolled down the window and said - I now know were you're living buddy.

That kinda took me of suprise and he drove off - I'm not extremly nervous but in Dublin have a slight gang problem and since only the bad guys have guns here I am thinking what are the extra precautions I can take if he and his crew ever come buy and break my door down.

I have the following at my disposal.

Bushcrafting knife (you can shave yourself with that baby)
A French police batton (beside the bed)

And thats fucking it...

Any idea?

[nastyleg]

hand cross bow
blow gun with nerve toxin dipped darts
crow bar
hand hatchet
9lb sledge hammer
good ole' baseball bat
reinforce the front door with an extra deadbolt at the top of the door to help slow down the intruders.
loud ass siren that is tripped when they try to break in.
make a zip gun using metal pipes and a nail.....good luck getting a shotgun round


Next time drive around a bit and do not go directly home.

[Yono]

If you have a broom, then you could try to attach a knife to it (with tape) and use it as a spear?
Do you have any home products that could be slightly lethal?

[scoutsout80]

155mm howitzer

[Stark]

155mm howitzer

Your a god damn genius

[TangoMango]

I would have gotten out naked and started flipping out. Noone wants to fight a naked man! lol But thats why I have Maverick my Protection Dog, hes a Dutch Shepherd and already has detered 2 break ins. The one asshole actually wanted to take me to court, for dog bites. I just held him at gunpoint til the police came. I told him you made 2 wrong moves, You broke in to a Vets apartment, and you woke my dog up....lol So a gun might be a good idea to. im not sure about Dublin gun laws, but even a hunting rifle would be a good idea.

[Sixx]

Dude, You should have put the smash on him when he rolled the window down. Well...That's what I would have done, But I'm a Brawler with a bad case of rage.



I love when people try to fuck with me......

Many options available.....Go to the local pub and steal a ball from the billiards table and put it into a sock.....And swing away. I've put dickheads in the ER with that shit...works really good and easy to get rid of.
Buy a machete for the house...or some specialty weapons from http://www.coldsteel.com/specialtyitems.html

[Stark]

should have said that I spend short time in the smallers for breaking somebodies arm so I need to be 100% sure that he is after my life.

Snooker ball sounds great - soap works great too - private pyle can testify

[SMR]

http://www.pipersprecisionproducts.com/Videos/minigun3.wmv How about a spiked bat or mini gun 4253

[Stark]

http://www.pipersprecisionproducts.com/Videos/minigun3.wmv How about a spiked bat or mini gun 4253

That looks good - but I think I go for something like this

[MickDonalds]

http://www.pipersprecisionproducts.com/Videos/minigun3.wmv How about a spiked bat or mini gun 4253

That's kvlt.

[Hoglover]

This is what I have on my front porch:

http://www.apacheclips.com/profile_pictures/28546e9b9cdd.jpg