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Woodbutcher824
09-01-2009, 05:35 PM
This was sent to me today by e-mail.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 8 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

And don't forget to display the American Flag. God bless America!

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

usmc5
09-01-2009, 06:07 PM
LOL thats great. To bad I live around old ladies or ugly ladies who have 1 tooth.

Woodbutcher824
09-01-2009, 06:56 PM
LOL thats great. To bad I live around old ladies or ugly ladies who have 1 tooth.

Hey, those ladies need lovin too. :freakout: :D

usmc5
09-01-2009, 08:40 PM
Hey, those ladies need lovin too. :freakout: :D

true true. but they aint my cup of tea:nono:

Markoxx
09-02-2009, 02:18 PM
haha damn i wish im there now lol :o

Scott
09-02-2009, 03:30 PM
haha damn i wish im there now lol :o what around ugly ladies with 1 tooth? im sure usmc would gladly accept your offer.

usmc5
09-02-2009, 05:50 PM
what around ugly ladies with 1 tooth? im sure usmc would gladly accept your offer.

hey he can come up here and get his fill of the old ladies as well as the ugly 1 toothers. VA has a lot of cuties but not where im at tho which sucks. if i was a little bit farther south i would be in heaven COLLEGE CUTIES! :thumbup:

Scott
09-02-2009, 06:17 PM
hey he can come up here and get his fill of the old ladies as well as the ugly 1 toothers. VA has a lot of cuties but not where im at tho which sucks. if i was a little bit farther south i would be in heaven COLLEGE CUTIES! :thumbup: whats stopping you from moving down there? but then again you can find cuties on the net, the internet is so wonderful at times huh.

usmc5
09-02-2009, 10:25 PM
whats stopping you from moving down there? but then again you can find cuties on the net, the internet is so wonderful at times huh.

my wife is stopping me. i dont think shell like that to much.