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jamieooh
11-14-2013, 09:14 PM
A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.


He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.


The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."


"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."


"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.


"You clever little bastard," said the genie

serpa6
11-14-2013, 10:29 PM
a guy is walking along a florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.


He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.


The guy thinks for a moment and says, "i want to live forever."


"sorry," said the genie, "i'm not allowed to grant eternal life."


"ok, then, i want to die after the democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.


"you clever little bastard," said the genie
lmao