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jamieooh
05-11-2012, 06:30 PM
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

Mel
05-11-2012, 07:18 PM
:lol:

serpa6
05-11-2012, 10:26 PM
I am still laughing good bro lmao

jamieooh
05-11-2012, 11:27 PM
lol me too
I thought I had another good one. The town south of me has a local event every year. Well I was told the event had a new sponsor.
This is what I was given.
http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l522/jamie_ooh/Jamie/funny/Capture.png

This is the actual event. http://www.nixasuckerday.org/

The story came from this satire site http://www.faircitynews.com/2011/05/16/2012-cox-sucker-days-announced/
I was like damn it.