shatto
11-18-2011, 01:01 PM
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa –
half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe -
well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain –
very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece –
gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain –
with a glorious and all-conquering past...
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel –
has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -
cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet –
wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....
an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts
THE END.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa –
half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe -
well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain –
very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece –
gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain –
with a glorious and all-conquering past...
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel –
has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -
cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet –
wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....
an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts
THE END.