Texasczech
09-13-2011, 06:02 PM
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 7'', strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the Texas Department of public saftey ( The Texas Rangers). After a series of tests and interviews, the Senior Captain finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Senior Captain said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have what you might call an
'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Senior Captain said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six Liberals,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"Great attitude. You pass." said the Senior Captain. "When can you start?"
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the Texas Department of public saftey ( The Texas Rangers). After a series of tests and interviews, the Senior Captain finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Senior Captain said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have what you might call an
'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Senior Captain said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six Liberals,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"Great attitude. You pass." said the Senior Captain. "When can you start?"