eaglethebeagle
06-03-2011, 11:54 AM
A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon,
when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her,
"Hey miss, would you let me suck your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me suck your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again,
"Would you let me suck your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars.
Ok, just once, but not here.
Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them,
he grabs them and starts caressing them,
fondling them slowly,
kissing them,
licking them,
burying his face in them -
but not sucking them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks,
'Well? Are you gonna suck on them or not?'
"Nah," says the little old Jewish man,
"costs too much!"
Genius may have its limitations,
but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her,
"Hey miss, would you let me suck your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me suck your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again,
"Would you let me suck your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars.
Ok, just once, but not here.
Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them,
he grabs them and starts caressing them,
fondling them slowly,
kissing them,
licking them,
burying his face in them -
but not sucking them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks,
'Well? Are you gonna suck on them or not?'
"Nah," says the little old Jewish man,
"costs too much!"
Genius may have its limitations,
but stupidity is not thus handicapped.