Are You Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse Apaches?

[ErisKillton]

Please take a moment to think about the coming onslaught of zombie hoards. :tongue0016:

1.Primary Zombie Weapon?
2.Secondary Weapon?
3.Vehicle?
4.Armor?
5.Battle Anthem/War Cry?
6.Sidekick?
7.Stronghold?
8.Location?
9.Last Words?
10. Other....

OK...Discuss.
:D

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[ErisKillton]

1. Shotgun
2. CQB AR
3.1977 Dodge M880
4.Blackhawk Ammo Vest, Helmet, Lipstck, Mascara
5.Anthem: RebelGrrl by Bikini Kill /WarCry: NOT IN THE FAAAAACE
6.Teufel Hunde...AND YOU!!!!
7.Kodiak Island AK
8.Backwoods and farmland of NorthEastern America.
9. ...."hahahaha......what?"
10. Gas Masks and filters. Zipties.


edit: Tokis list is better than mine. This list is pre-abrams tank mayhem. :D

[Toki]

1. M2 modified to be carried
2. AA-12 with slugs and explosive shells. Drum magazine included.
3. M1A2 Abrams
4. EOD bomb suit
5. The Man Comes Around by Johnny Cash/ "Leroy Jenkins!"
6. Baddest bitch in the land... Eri.
7. Cheyenne Mountain
8. Cheyenne Mountain
9. I will reenact Tony Montana's speech from the end of Scar Face before I launch all of the nukes in the US to create a nuclear winter and kill as many zombies as I can.
10. Always bring lube and condoms.

[Ripcord]

1. C9A2
2.Glock 17
3.LAV III
4.Molle vest with various pouchs,my favorite baseball cap and other issued/non-issued kit I have.
5.something from White Zombie...:) / Moooooooooooooo!
6.PUPPY!!!
7.Blackcomb mountain
8.Canada
9.The power of Moo compels you!
10. slurpee machine set up in stronghold

[NeilDunne]

1.Primary Zombie Weapon?.... M-416 sopmod
2.Secondary Weapon? chainsaw
3.Vehicle? Stryker with all the kit
4.Armor? Dragon skin w/ motorcross helmet with night vision and some digit camo
5.Battle Anthem/War Cry? some endless dubstep/ I'm one of you guys
6.Sidekick? Batman
7.Stronghold? Homemade bunker w/ endless supply of coco pops and milk
8.Location? Ireland, i know it to well.
9.Last Words? Die mother fucker die.
10. Other.... anyone who tries to break onto my land will be shot. survivors will be shot again :)

[SMR]

1. MP5sd
2. Glock 34 with 32 Rnd mags AAC ti-rant suppressor
3. M-ATV
4. see # 3
5. NONE! zombies are attracted to noize
6. Alice from Resident Evil
7. Log cabin
8. Northern Alaska
9. bang bang LOL bang bang click…. click click click ..FUCK!
10. RMJ Tactical Tomahawk because you can kill anything with a Tomahawk!

[KillerBD]

I think people are confusing, fantasy zombie weapons, with what they could actually grab last minute on the go... ;)

1.Primary Zombie Weapon? SLR-107F (40rnd mag + 4x30rnd mags= 160rounds of ammo ready to rock, additional will require reloading my mags...)
2.Secondary Weapon? SOG "Tactical Tomahawk" (subject to change, am still in the market for either a decent .45cal pistol, or if I run across an M1 Garand in good condition. But as of now I'm in no rush to buy anything, my SLR/AK performs fine.)
3.Vehicle? Dodge Ram 2500, SL6 5.9L Cummings turbo-charged diesel. Extended cab ("clam-shell" 4 door style, standard bed+ spray in liner ;) ).
4.Armor? Only some military BDU's I have, which would soften zombie scratches better than just bare-skin... (could attempt to acquire some at the base armory, but I'm sure another few thousand people would have that same idea too...)
5.Battle Anthem/War Cry? Blaring a mixture of all kinds of music while driving around in my truck; Rammstein: Mein Teil comes to mind :D
6.Sidekick? Probably my oldest brother, since he is a truck driver and would be more likely to know better routes and ways to stay "mobile" (then again chances are you wont be paired with Angelia Jolie, so you'll have to make due with who you have to work with)
7.Stronghold? A series of undisclosed secluded locations, nothing to far, and nothing to close. People tend to flock in groups... When shit hits the fan, I'll watch from a safe distance. Preferable higher-ground. Which western-Washington has a bit of mountainous terrain...
8.Location? Initially western-Washington... Around the Whidbey island area, but likely to change. I believe in keeping mobile, complacency is bad. I'll be a nomad for my zombie-apocalypse ;P
9.Last Words? "Are you ready? ... Wait a minute, I'm not sure if I can do this (pretend to be somber and have a slight mental break-down)... Oh wait I got it! (As I set the final sequence to detonate the base charges to set off the primary explosives; in turn causing utter and total destruction of myself and all within the bast radius)
10. Other.... Water, food, clothes, emergency flashlight, matches, other essentials...

[SMR]

(I think people are confusing, fantasy zombie weapons, with what they could actually grab last minute on the go...)

zombie = fantasy!

[DefensorFortis]

1. Ruger 10/22 (don't make fun of me!!! :P)
2. S&W 686 with 4 1/2 inch barrel
3. 2006 Chevy Silverado (again, don't make fun of me :P)
4. Stolen IBA with MOLLE vest for my extra ammo, gear, etc.
5. Anthem: Country Boy Can Survive- Hank Williams Jr. War Cry: "Bring it on, just try to bite me!!!!"
6. Annie Frost from Chase (because everything's better in Texas :D :P)
7. Sanger town mall (because they have the best damn pizza around, plus it's typical)
8. New Hartford, NY (lot of stuck up rich people there, wouldn't have any second thoughts wasting their rich zombie asses)
9. "Annie Frost, will you give a blowjob before I die, it would mean the world to me" (L)
10. Other... I think I got it covered...

Mine's some what semi-realistic and a little country ;)

[Ripcord]

(I think people are confusing, fantasy zombie weapons, with what they could actually grab last minute on the go...)

zombie = fantasy!

Every thing but the slurpee machine,puppy and the mountain I have at my reach on a daily bases.

the puppy I would have to find/rescue..the mountain I can drive to and I could steal a slurpee machine along the way :P

[Mel]

1.Primary Zombie Weapon?-M16A2 (M203)
2.Secondary Weapon?-------12Ga.Mossberg (pump)
3.Vehicle?---------------------Armored 4X4 Chevy 1ton Dualy
4.Armor?----------------------Alligator skin suit (steel mesh)
5.Battle Anthem/War Cry?---Country boy can survive Hank Williams JR. / Don't let your dump truck mouth overload your wheel barrel ass.
6.Sidekick?--------------------PzychoSixx (cause he's a hard core fucker)
7.Stronghold?-----------------House boat
8.Location?--------------------Okefenokee swamp (Because,If I don't get ya....The gators will.)
9.Last Words?-----------------FUUUUUUUCK.
10. Other....-------------------Fishing poles,and all the lasagna I can eat.....And endless ammo.

[ErisKillton]

zombie = fantasy!


What?!?!

You need to visit an American WalMart Store after 2am
Proof!!!!!
ZoMbies is REAL!!!

[DefensorFortis]

1.Primary Zombie Weapon?-M16A2 (M203)
2.Secondary Weapon?-------12Ga.Mossberg (pump)
3.Vehicle?---------------------Armored 4X4 Chevy 1ton Dualy
4.Armor?----------------------Alligator skin suit
5.Battle Anthem/War Cry?---Country boy can survive Hank Williams JR. / Don't let your dump truck mouth overload your wheel barrel ass.
6.Sidekick?--------------------PzychoSixx (cause he's a hard core fucker)
7.Stronghold?-----------------House boat
8.Location?--------------------Okefenokee swamp (Because,If I don't get ya....The gators will.)
9.Last Words?-----------------FUUUUUUUCK.
10. Other....-------------------Fishing poles,and all the lasagna I can eat.....And endless ammo.

Are you really going to use Country Boy can survive, or did you steal the idea from me? ;) jk jk :D

[Ripcord]

Are you really going to use Country Boy can survive, or did you steal the idea from me? ;) jk jk :D

OH SHIT!!! .. IT's ON!!!
dueling banjos...GO!

[Scott]

Theres 4 things you need.

1: Iron Man2 Suit.
2: Abrahams
3: Good Classical Music
4: A Woman to find the food and cook it ( haha fool im serious! )

no Honestly heres mine.

1. MP5
2. Glock 34 with 32 Rnd mags AAC ti-rant suppressor ( SMR has good choices )
3. Come on, everyone has to choose the Abrahams ( ok maybe the Apache, Toke fancy doing some target practice?)
4. Custom made Metal suit ( Iron Man 2 style, but mine will be rubbish )
5. ACDC ThundrStruck
6. Goddamit man, Mel beat me to it, but yeah i would love Sixx as a sidekick, he's one crazy dude!
7. Not decided yet, McDonalds or KFC? - ok KFC.... nothing like munching on chicking while killing Zombies ( on second thoughts Niagra Falls )
8. Top Secret, if this came true i can't tell you my Location of where i would go... hell you might come as a zombie, i would have to kill you!
9. Shit man
10. Not sure i want to do Other.... i think my last words would be final LOL

[Yono]

1. M134 Minigun
2. AA-12
3. M1114 up-armoured HMMVW
4. EOD suit
5. God's gonna cut you down by Johnny Cash or Requiem of a Dream
6. Kick-Ass
7. Some secret underground government bunker
8. Somewhere in the Sinai dessert
9. Bahhhh fuck this *blows the entire complex*
10. A whole lot of Mexican food, as many Redbull cans as I can get and...a rock.

[Mel]

Are you really going to use Country Boy can survive, or did you steal the idea from me? ;) jk jk :D

Sorry Defens.....Hadn't noticed you used it too.I can change it if you like,would be no problem.That song goes back to my country roots is why I used it.

[Scott]

Sorry Defens.....Hadn't noticed you used it too.I can change it if you like,would be no problem.That song goes back to my country roots is why I used it.

Don't say sorry to anyone dude, this is fight for survival... you will have to kill him if it comes to it if he turns Zombie.

Remember never say sorry when fighting for survival and to get you in the mood to kill some Zombies.... Hmm Makes me want to buy Left 4 Dead 2.

[Mel]

Damn....Didn't know it was like that.I'm kinda new to the zombie thing:eusa_doh: I'l use any fucking song I want :fu:.......How's that Scott :evilgrin:

[Scott]

Damn....Didn't know it was like that.I'm kinda new to the zombie thing:eusa_doh: I'l use any fucking song I want :fu:.......How's that Scott :evilgrin:

Your learning, if this does ever happen, your more then welcome to stake out london with me, we have some very high and low places... Big Ben would be a nice sniping spot m8 :)

Double Decker Buses will ram the zombies without a problem hehe.

[Ripcord]

Damn....Didn't know it was like that.I'm kinda new to the zombie thing:eusa_doh: I'l use any fucking song I want :fu:.......How's that Scott :evilgrin:

it's a dog eat dog....err

it's a zombie eat man world out there.

[SgtJim]

i know a little bit late.....
BUT! here is an awesome, COOL video about: HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE DURING THE HOLIDAYS

enjoy it!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UqEhUm2B_8

[Mel]

:lol: :lol: I almost cried laughing at this.Looks like what I would imagine Christmas at Eris's house would be like.

[SgtJim]

:lol: :lol: I almost cried laughing at this.Looks like what I would imagine Christmas at Eris's house would be like.

exactly the same feeling :D

[Vopo]

1.Primary Zombie Weapon? Going old school, MG3 (based on MG42)
2.Secondary Weapon? MP5
3.Vehicle? TPz Fuchs
4.Armor? none, keeping it light :D
5.Battle Anthem/War Cry? Highway to hell, ACDC
6.Sidekick? anyone i can find who isnt a zombie and can fire a gun
7.Stronghold? Dunno any
8.Location? Victoria, Australia
9.Last Words? Wtf, you said u werent infected?
10. Other.... N/A

[shatto]

Are You Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse Apaches?

Misread it. Thought you meant:
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[XuspatriotX]

A crowbar a glock and a zune with some way of chargin it..oh yea and megan fox

[Mel]

What it would be like in my neck of the woods.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkgz5yWkgQg

[ErisKillton]

What it would be like in my neck of the woods.


I always envisioned it like this round yer parts.....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMHA8cspQaA

[raindogg16]

1. M2 modified to be carried
2. Aa-12 with slugs and explosive shells. Drum magazine included.
3. M1a2 abrams
4. Eod bomb suit
5. The man comes around by johnny cash/ "leroy jenkins!"
6. Baddest bitch in the land... Eri.
7. Cheyenne mountain
8. Cheyenne mountain
9. I will reenact tony montana's speech from the end of scar face before i launch all of the nukes in the us to create a nuclear winter and kill as many zombies as i can.
10. Always bring lube and condoms.

strictly lube, leave the condoms because i'm looking to repopulate.

[Mel]

I always envisioned it like this round yer parts.....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMHA8cspQaA

Looks like the parking lot of a grand opening of a new Wal-Mart Eri. :lol: :lol:

[nastyleg]

Please take a moment to think about the coming onslaught of zombie hoards. :tongue0016:

1.Primary Zombie Weapon?Shotgun W/double odd buck
2.Secondary Weapon?Rebar with a sharpened edge
3.Vehicle?any pickup truck
4.Armor? shark bite suite
5.Battle Anthem/War Cry?watch this
6.Sidekick?anyone who can kill and feed themselves
7.Stronghold?bank
8.Location?any major city
9.Last Words?should have swallowed the blue pill
10. Other....my dog and wife would of course be beside me when the zombie holocaust happens


OK...Discuss.
:D

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;)

[shatto]

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[PatrioticGuru]

1.Primary Zombie Weapon? Arsenal- AK-74/ Trijicon Night Sights/ grip/ taped mags
2.Secondary Weapon? MY MUTHA F*CKIN HANDS
3.Vehicle? 1968 Dodge Charger
4.Armor? Full Riot Gear
5.Battle Anthem/War Cry? SPARTANS! TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN HELL!
6.Sidekick? Marcus Lutrell
7.Stronghold? On the Island Plantation Key
8.Location? Islamorada Florida
9.Last Words? Yippe kay yay MotherF#cker
10. Other.... HOOORRAAHHH BABY

[conorcolt]

M-16 Viper
Mossberg 500 chainsaw
Huey
none
Hair of the dog-Nazareth/ Fuck You!!
i cant afford to feed sidekicks
Un-looted Cabelas/ Huey is on the roof
Phoenix, AZ- wont be able to travel outside hometown
OUCH!! Zombies bite hard
extra stuff- gas mask, water purification tablets, mres.
-Colton